unclemother:

*at drivers test* of course I have experience driving sir I play Mario kart all the time


youredarrenfreakingpotter:

My dad would tell me that when we were little and people would say to him “wow, four daughters, that’s a lot of weddings to pay for” (because traditionally the bride’s family would pay for the wedding), my dad would respond with “well, we’re hoping at least one of them will be gay so we can split the cost with the other bride’s family”
He said people never knew how to respond


a-dur:

onefitmodel:

realising that we’re almost halfway through the year 2013 and i have literally achieved nothing 

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realising that you’re reading this almost halfway through 2014 and still haven’t achieved anything

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scotsmcall:

#SHE WOULDN’T EVEN LOOK AT HIM FOR MORE THAN  0.01 SECONDS AND NOW SHE CAN’T KEEP HER EYES OFF HIM 



kiradax:

pros of turning 18: can legally do the stuff i already do
cons of turning 18: no longer the dancing queen



bleep0bleep:

*muffled rap music plays in the distance*

Jordan Kyle of the House Parrish, the First of His Name, the Unburnt, Prince Of Beacon, Keeper of the Pretty Eyes, Deputy of the Sheriff’s Department, and Opener of Doors


stuartspot:

don’t ever go on a car ride with me because i won’t talk to you i’ll just stare out the window the entire time