thisismyideaofhumor:

I had a dream the other night that they made a Night Vale movie and that Cecil was introduced with a very dramatic shot of him walking down the station hallway until it pans down and you see he’s wearing light-up sketchers


seducingstiles:

for the lovely sciamsdunbar + sassy isaac/great lines



best teen wolf lines per season
  • s1: my mom does all the grocery shopping
  • s2: "you're not gay" "I could be?"
  • s3a: she's kinda hot
  • s3b: ANOTHER WEREWOLF?
  • s4: i'm worth 5 dollars??

passific-rim-job:

i’d be the worst PR-manager ever
my client would be like “there are rumours going around that i’m a gay satanist” and i’d be like “hahaha awesome”


fatkidinmath:

im sorry if ive ever told you the same story twice its just that i dont have an interesting life and cool things rarely happen to me



iphotographlove:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

Being an adult is realizing that $5,000 is a lot of money to owe and very little money to own.

Fuuuuuuuck


Anti-honesty hour. Ask me anything and I will respond with blatant lies.

wishuponastardis:

Special skills: extensive Harry Potter knowledge, can watch an entire TV show in a week, knows words to every Disney song, can form abnormally strong attachments to fictional characters, Microsoft Word