I had a dream the other night that they made a Night Vale movie and that Cecil was introduced with a very dramatic shot of him walking down the station hallway until it pans down and you see he’s wearing light-up sketchers
for the lovely sciamsdunbar + sassy isaac/great lines
i’d be the worst PR-manager ever
my client would be like “there are rumours going around that i’m a gay satanist” and i’d be like “hahaha awesome”
im sorry if ive ever told you the same story twice its just that i dont have an interesting life and cool things rarely happen to me
Being an adult is realizing that $5,000 is a lot of money to owe and very little money to own.
Special skills: extensive Harry Potter knowledge, can watch an entire TV show in a week, knows words to every Disney song, can form abnormally strong attachments to fictional characters, Microsoft Word